“I know that life isn't life if you just float through it. I know that the whole point- the only point- is to find the things that matter and hold onto them and fight for them and refuse to let them go.”

dinosaurssonaspaceship:

alecpingol:

I’m literally dying of laughter 

THE FUCKING LAST ONE I SWEAR TO GOD

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frenchheartattacks:

so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over the phone and the man told my mom that his son was breathing again and my mom was so pleased but then once the ambulances got there they radioed in asking for a psych eval because apparently the man had been giving cpr to a cantelope

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reblog if you’re unattractive and awkward.

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nikki-fellatio:

spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish


What the..

nikki-fellatio:

spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish

What the..

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction


Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

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