“I know that life isn't life if you just float through it. I know that the whole point- the only point- is to find the things that matter and hold onto them and fight for them and refuse to let them go.”

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(via nihilistic-misanthrope)

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homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

(via nihilistic-misanthrope)

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sextnoise:

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park


why cant america have colorful waterproof money!?

sextnoise:

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park

why cant america have colorful waterproof money!?

(Source: baerga, via nihilistic-misanthrope)

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thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

(via nihilistic-misanthrope)

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M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: rakatakat, via nihilistic-misanthrope)

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(via desertblooms)

(Source: namelessin314, via this--too--shall--pass)

A serious girl, when she finds someone who calms her spirit and quiets her busy thoughts, will love you so fiercely, it will defy even her own logic and reasoning.
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Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Geology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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Classics Majors:

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Government Majors:

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(via nihilistic-misanthrope)

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Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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sodamnrelatable:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

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(Source: samandriel, via sodamnrelatable)

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